While I appreciate the assistance you provide, I would like to ask that you do the following:
- Make it clear that you must listen to ALL options or you are going to be told to try again later.
- Play some different music. I prefer alternative rock, but I would even settle for some Christmas music over what you play.
- Do not cut me off. Twice. Three times and counting. After I have sat and listened to your horrendous music.
- Hire a few more operators. That would also cut down on the people you have calling in. (Because you know, they would have a job..)
- Please understand while I may not have a job, I do have a one year old to chase around. Staying on hold for two hours is almost impossible.
- Let me through! I have a simple question, I promise!
**This was written tongue-in-cheek. I do not expect the unemployment hotline to cater to me… but it sure would be nice!











