
Every time someone says "Becoming a mom will change your life!" I think, "Well, I hope so." It's funny how such a tiny little being can grab a hold of your entire heart and change you completely. And those changes go well beyond the sappy stuff. Before becoming a mom, I had never changed a diaper. Now? Not only do I change diapers, I use cloth diapers. Before becoming a mom, crumbs on the table grossed me out. Now? The table and the floor are covered with crumbs even when I clean them both multiple times per day. Before becoming a mom, I would have never wiped someone's nose for them. Now, I'm slinging snot and picking boogers like a pro. Before becoming a mom, the thought of someone's vomit would have made me vomit. Now, I can clean up vomit half-asleep without flinching. Before becoming a mom, I enjoyed peeing alone. Without an audience. Now, I've learned how to pee while consoling a child on my lap. Seriously. Before becoming a mom, dress up seemed a bit … [Read more...]





















